Funny Euphemisms

351. Smuggling Grapes

What a man wearing a speedo is doing.

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352. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

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353. Knock the Dew Off the Lilly

I don't know where this came from, but when I was a kid and had to go to the bathroom in the woods, this is what we would say.

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354. Knuckle Sandwich

See also Body.

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355. The Euphemism

As in, the bathroom. See George in Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf: "Martha, will you show her where we keep the, uh, euphemism?" See also Literature, Movies.

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356. A Bum Leg

I'm not really sure whether this should fall under euphamisms or if we should create a new category ("injuries"), but this is my favorite phrase for a perpetually injured appendage. See also Body.

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357. Extramarital Calisthenics

See also Sex.

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358. Break Wind

Of all the euphemisms for flatulance, I believe "break wind" is the funniest.

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359. Powder My Nose

Euphemism for using the restroom. A friend has used this expression for years and now only taps his nose to exuse himself. See also Bathroom.

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