Funny Euphemisms

351. William H. Macy

Funnier than saying "Jesus H. Christ". See also Blasphemy.

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352. Drop a Rose

No "break wind", but a pretty good euphemism for flatulence.

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353. Peeved Off

Dorky euphemsim for the already not terribly profane "pissed off". See also Profanity.

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354. Frick

You frickin' fricker, this really fricks me the frick off. See also Profanity.

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355. Flippin'

A euphemism for that other f-word, e.g. "No flippin' way!"

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356. Putting My Face On

Euphemism for applying makeup. See also Beauty.

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357. G-Dammit

See also Blasphemy.

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358. Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn

In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.

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359. Chestal Region

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360. Smuggling Grapes

What a man wearing a speedo is doing.

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