Funny Euphemisms
Funny Euphemisms
323. Going to Part My Hair
My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.
Funny Euphemisms
325. Cheese and Rice
A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.
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326. Making The Beast With Two Backs
From Shakespeare's Hamlet, a scandalous way to imply sex.
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327. A "Crisis"
Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.
Funny Euphemisms
328. Frak
Euphemistic expletive used in Battlestar Galatica and always said with a straight face. See also Profanity, Television.
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329. Do Yourself a Disservice
Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.
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330. Reversal of Fortune
Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.