Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

31. Paper Texting

Also known as sending mail.

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32. Lazy Toothbrush

Also known as a breath mint.

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33. Camera Drawing

Also known as a photo.

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34. Yucky Grandma

Also known as a witch.

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35. Inky Pencil

Also known as a pen.

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36. Yellow Cucumber

Also known as banana. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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37. Hungry Broom

Also known as a vacuum.

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38. Tactical Possum

Also known as armadillo.

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39. Magic Dandruff

Also known as glitter.

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40. Dihydrogen Monoxide

Also known as water. See also Science.

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