Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

31. Permanently Borrow

Also known as stealing. See also Crime.

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32. Yellow Ketchup

Also known as mustard. See also Condiments.

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33. Borrowing Without Asking

Also known as stealing. See also Crime.

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34. Light Red

Also known as pink. See also Colors.

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35. Stick Spitter

Also known as a bow. See also Weapons.

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36. Tactical Assault Anteater

Also known as a pangolin.

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37. Being Creative with the Truth

Also known as lying. I’m not lying about this one, though.

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38. Angry Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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39. Permanent Got-Your-Nose

Also known as Voldemort. See also Harry Potter.

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40. Land Carpet

Also known as grass.

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