Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

11. Meet Your Maker

Also known as giving your mom a visit. See also Death, Parents.

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12. Angry Water

Also known as Soda.

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13. The Middle Stage Between a Rabbit and a Kangaroo

Also known as a hare.

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14. Spoon With Hair

Also known as a Fork. See also Cutlery.

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15. Business Goose

Also known as a penguin. See also Birds.

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16. Murder Spagurder

Also known as a venomous snake. See also Snakes.

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17. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

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18. Death by Boredom

Also known as paperwork.

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19. Dirty Banana

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

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20. Building a Log Cabin

Also known as pooping. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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