Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

41. Screaming Hamster Back From the Dead and it Poops On Your Eye

Sorry, I meant a sixth grader playing the kantele.

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42. Booty Burp

Also known as a fart. See also Flatulence.

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43. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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44. Feet Sausages

Also known as toes. See also Body, Feet.

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45. A Squad

Also known as a group of squids.

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46. Fiddlesticks

A nice word for any number of bad words.

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47. Elbowpit

Similar to an armpit, the moist skin beneath your elbow.

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48. Guinea Big

Also known as a capybara.

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49. Emo Butterflies

Also known as moths.

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50. Nature’s Toilet Paper

Also known as leaves. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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