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271. You Can Hold Your Breath for the Rest of Your Life

Think about it.

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272. Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years.

Lesson learned.

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273. By Day, I'm Just an Ordinary Person, but by Night, I'm the Same Person, Only It's Nighttime

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274. 6:30 is the Best Time on the Clock, Hands Down

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275. That's Circular Logic Because You're Using Circular Logic

But how is it circular logic?
Because that's circular logic! See also Logic.

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276. Farts Are Just the Ghosts of Things We Eat Shop

See also Flatulence, Ghosts, Scatological.

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