Funny Observations

271. Isn't Surgery Just...

...stabbing someone to life? See also Doctors.

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272. Perhaps a Bat is Called a Bat Because it's Half Bird, Half Rat

See also Birds, Rodents.

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273. Cheese has holes. More cheese equals more holes. More holes equal less cheese. Therefore more cheese equals less cheese.

See also Cheese, Dairy.

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274. You Don't Really Wash Your Hands; They Actually Wash Each Other While You Stand There and Watch

See also Body.

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275. Things Are Not on Fire, Fire is on Things

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276. If You Rip a Hole in a Net, There Are Actually Fewer Holes in It than There Were Before

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277. You Know when You're a 90's Kid when You Look at Your Birth Certificate and It Says You Were Born in a Year Between 1990 and 1999

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278. The Latest Scientific Research Has Shown That You Can Travel on an Airplane Without Announcing It on Facebook

See also Social Media.

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279. You Can't Hum with Your Nose Pinched

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280. You Know a Pilot is a Good One if They Have the Same Number of Landings as Takeoffs

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