Funny Questions

271. Why is There a Dead Pakistani on My Couch?

Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 7, 2010| 1 Comment | 65 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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272. So, Tell Me About Your Hair?

I get this question every time I go to a new salon. Um, it likes sunshine and long walks on the beach? See also Hair.

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273. What's Crackin'?

Added by Brian on January 30, 2010| 4 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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274. I Know, Right?

Umm, what?

Added by DieterW on April 6, 2009| 2 Comments | 37 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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275. What Animal is the World's Most Dangerous Predator?

Man. That's right, let that sink in for a minute. Man.

Added by Tyler on March 7, 2009| 9 Comments | 56 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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276. When is the 4th of July?

See also Holidays, Patriotic.

Added by a Guest on February 16, 2009| 12 Comments | 68 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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277. Why is Sex So Sexy?

....and how can we make sex even sexier? See also Cosmopolitan Magazine, Sex.

Added by Frank on July 11, 2008| 12 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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278. If a #2 Pencil is So Popular Then Why is It Still #2?

See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on July 8, 2008| 5 Comments | 123 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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279. What the C*ck is That Sh*t?

As asked by Sarah Silverman in Jesus Is Magic. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on June 29, 2008| 4 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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280. What's Grosser than Gross?

See also Sophomoric.

Added by Brian on June 22, 2008| 14 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike