Funny Questions
Funny Questions
61. Hey, do you want to hear a joke?
Nevermind, I was going to tell a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.
Funny Questions
62. If “guns don’t kill people, people kill people,” then does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toasts toast?
See also Guns.
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63. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
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66. Can You Raed Tihs? If So, Tehn Cnogrtas. Mnay Poelpe Cna't. All Taht You Hvae to Do is Mkae Srue Taht the Frsit and Lsat Lteerts Saty the Smae.
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67. Why Don’t You See Elephants Playing Hide and Seek?
Because they are so good at it. See also Elephants.
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68. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
See also Witches.
Funny Questions
69. What did the seal with a broken flipper say to the shark?
Do not consume if seal is broken. See also Sharks.