Funny Questions

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111. If a Coconut Has Hair and Milk, Why Isn't It Considered a Mammal?

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112. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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113. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts Are You Weak, or Strong?

See also Paradox.

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114. Where Are My Pants?

See also Pants.

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115. Airplane Food, Amirite?

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116. How Do Canadians Spell Canada?

C, eh? N, eh? D, eh? See also Canadian.

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117. What Do You Get when You Put Nutella on Salmon?

Salmonella. See also Chocolate.

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118. Does Anyone Put Gloves in a Glove Box?

When it's cold, I'm wearing 'em, otherwise they are not around. Is it still a glove box then? See also Cars, Old-Timey.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 21, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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119. How Come Flammable and Inflammable Mean the Same Thing?

So what word tells someone that something ISN'T easy to catch fire?

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120. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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