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111. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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112. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts Are You Weak, or Strong?

See also Paradox.

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113. Where Are My Pants?

See also Pants.

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114. Airplane Food, Amirite?

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115. How Do Canadians Spell Canada?

C, eh? N, eh? D, eh? See also Canadian.

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116. What Do You Get when You Put Nutella on Salmon?

Salmonella. See also Chocolate.

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117. Does Anyone Put Gloves in a Glove Box?

When it's cold, I'm wearing 'em, otherwise they are not around. Is it still a glove box then? See also Cars, Old-Timey.

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118. How Come Flammable and Inflammable Mean the Same Thing?

So what word tells someone that something ISN'T easy to catch fire?

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119. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

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120. What is Plaid and Has a Snout?

A detective dog! See also Dogs.

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