Funny Questions
Funny Questions
111. If Poison Expires, is It Less Dangerous or More Dangerous?
Funny Questions
112. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.
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113. What's a Cow's Favorite Animal?
A moooose! Just kidding. It's a cow. See also Cows.
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114. If a Coconut Has Hair and Milk, Why Isn't It Considered a Mammal?
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115. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?
Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.
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118. Airplane Food, Amirite?
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120. What Do You Get when You Put Nutella on Salmon?
Salmonella. See also Chocolate.