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141. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also Math.

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142. When is a Door Not a Door?

When it's ajar.

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143. How Do You Feel?

With my hands. See also Dad Jokes.

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144. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

A Shoe. See also Shoes.

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145. Why is Peter Pan Always Flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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146. Can Fish Get Thirsty?

See also Fish.

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147. When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?

Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. See also Bees, Puns.

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148. Want To Know How I Got To Iraq?

Iran. See also Countries.

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149. What Do You Call a Man with No Money and Ten Pairs of Pants?

Married. See also Marriage.

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150. If Pro Means Good and Con Means Bad is Prostitution Good and the Constitution Bad?

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