Funny Questions
Funny Questions
184. Why Couldn't the Toilet Paper Roll Cross the Road?
It got stuck in a crack. See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny question?
Funny Questions
186. Why Did the Traffic Light Turn Red?
You'd be red too if you had to change in front of everyone.
Funny Questions
188. What Do You Call a Guitar-Playing Donkey with Three Legs and One Eye?
A honky-tonky, winky-wonky donkey.
Funny Questions
190. I Don't Know, Can You?
How every teacher responds to your questions. See also Annoying, Teachers.