Funny Questions
Funny Questions
171. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?
To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.
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172. How Many Introverts Does It Take Too Change a Light Bulb
Does it have to be a group activity?
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173. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?
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174. Is sand called sand because it is between the sea and land?
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175. Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than a House?
Of course it can, a house can't jump at all.
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177. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?
Holds up hand without anything in it.
"This cabbage."
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178. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
The world's funniest joke. See also German, Monty Python.