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191. What Do You Call a Guitar-Playing Donkey with Three Legs and One Eye?

A honky-tonky, winky-wonky donkey.

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192. How Much Are the Free Samples?

See also Food, Ironic, Redundant.

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193. I Don't Know, Can You?

How every teacher responds to your questions. See also Annoying, Teachers.

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194. Why Don't They Have Flavoured Hay for Horses?

See also Horses.

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195. You Know What I Like About People?

Their dogs. See also Dogs.

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196. Oh Yeah?

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197. Do Crabs Think Fish Can Fly?

See also Seafood.

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198. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?

Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.

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199. What Did the Fish Say when It Swam into the Wall?

Dam.

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200. How Many Tickles Does It Take to Tickle an Octopus?

Ten-tickles. Get it? See also Seafood.

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