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161. What if There's a Ghost Break-Dancing Next to You?

It's possible. William Shakespeare's ghost could be aggressively breakdancing by you, and you wouldn't even know. See also Ghosts.

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162. How Do You Make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it. See also Religion.

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163. Is a Zebra White with Black Stripes or Black with White Stripes?

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164. Why Couldn't the Bicycle Stand on Its Own?

Because it was two tired. See also Bicycles, Dad Jokes.

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165. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?

Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.

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166. Is Ketchup a Smoothie?

If it is, does that make cereal a soup?

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167. You're driving your canoe up a tree, then you lose a wheel. How many moose hooves does it take to reach you to the moon?

Blueberry, because snakes have elbows.

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168. Why do we have fingertips, yet don't have toetips, yet are able to tiptoe?

See also Body, Feet, Hands.

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169. What Did the Dad Buffalo Say to His Son on the First Day of School?

Bison.

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170. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

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