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121. How Come Flammable and Inflammable Mean the Same Thing?

So what word tells someone that something ISN'T easy to catch fire?

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 3, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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122. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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123. What is Plaid and Has a Snout?

A detective dog! See also Dogs.

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124. Did You Hear the Joke About the Broom?

It's sweeping the country. See also Dad Jokes.

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125. What's the Dumbest Animal in the Jungle?

A polar bear.

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126. What Do You Call a Fake Noodle?

An Impasta. See also Pasta.

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127. Why Don't You Ever See Elephants Hiding in Trees?

Because they're good at it.

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128. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Carrot?

A parrot. See also Birds, Vegetables.

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129. Which Planet is the Sun?

Asked my dumb friend. See also Planets.

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130. Why do parents lower the volume in the car when they are trying to find a street address?

It makes no sense. See also Cars, Parents.

Added by oweeeeen on May 8, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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