Funny Toys

Funny Toys

21. Cow Noise Maker Shop

Moooooo. See also Farming.

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22. Plastic Spoon Doll

A plastic spoon that you drew a face on with a marker.

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23. Pogo Sticks

Has anyone ever pogo'd for more than 30 seconds?

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24. Buttheads Shop

Another attempt at trying to market a doll to nine-year-old boys who more interested in Nerf guns and video games.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2019| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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25. Pimple Pete Shop

“How many pimples can you pop without bursting the mega zit?”

Uh, zero, because I’m not playing. See also Body, Gross.

Added by a Guest on January 10, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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26. Plastic Vampire Fangs Shop

The only thing scary about them is how unsanitary they are. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on January 24, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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27. Skipper Shop

Barbie’s jean-short-wearing younger sister.

Added by a Guest on December 9, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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28. Barbie Potty Training Pup Shop

Play at being a responsible dog owner. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on June 19, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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29. Toilet Trouble Shop

Which flush will cause the gush? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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30. Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory

A great way to get your kid interested in nuclear engineering at an early age, once called "The world's most dangerous toy". See also 50's, Safety.

Added by ssjwesker on May 19, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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