Funny Toys

Funny Toys

31. Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory

A great way to get your kid interested in nuclear engineering at an early age, once called "The world's most dangerous toy". See also 50's, Safety.

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32. B'Loonies

You blow them into shapes…kind of like you blow balloons into shapes…except these aren’t balloons…they’re b’loonies and they are apparently made out of highly flammable materials. See also Balloons.

Added by Codfan1337 on March 2, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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33. Cursed Dollies

They look cute, but don't let them fool you! Burn them before they bring misfortune to your family! See also Horror.

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34. Chattering Teeth Shop

You know, the wind up ones. Fun for a good 30 seconds.

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35. Fist Faces

Your fist becomes a real moving, wiggling, twitching face!
See also 60's.

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36. Lincoln Logs

One of the greatest puns of all time. See also Presidents, Puns.

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37. Breath Blasters

Rubber figures from the 80's that exhaled bad smells when squeezed. Later banned because they were toxic, even though they were marketed as nontoxic. See also 80's.

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38. Frozen SUVs Shop

The preferred mode of transportation of spoiled, six-year-old girls everywhere.

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39. Milky the Marvelous Milky Cow

With pretend milk! See also 70's, Cows.

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40. Lalaloopsy Potty Surprise Shop

A doll that magically poops a surprise, random shape. See also Dolls, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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