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21. Wigglethorpe

A dignified person who cannot sit still. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

22. You Didn’t Lower the Bar…

You buried it and planted flowers on top.

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Funny Words

23. Hootenanny

A party involving banjos and confusion.

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Funny Questions

24. Why is Pizza Spelled Pizza When It Should be Petesa?

See also Pizza.

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Funny Quotes

25. “You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”

―Dr. Gregory House See also Religion.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

27. Why Do Birds Fly South During the Winter?

It’s quicker than walking. See also Birds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

28. What Has 18 Legs, 18 Arms, and 18 Eyes?

The Supreme Court.

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Funny Words

30. Combobulate

The opposite of discombobulate.

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