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Wearing a Sash That Says "Mayor"
Especially when you're not actually the mayor.
Drum Circles
A staple of native Trustifarian culture.
Hydrox
Sounds like the name of a kitchen cleaner, but actually delicious cookies!
Praying to God and Marvin Gaye
Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered.
Why is Sex So Sexy?
....and how can we make sex even sexier?
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Your Body is a Wonderland
Cheesy song by John Mayer that has made the rounds on every make-out playlist ever.
Box Socials
A box social in the United states is a form of fundraiser, wherein donated lunch boxes are auctioned off for a cause (often a civic, church, or school charity). Usually a woman creates a lunch, which is then auctioned off. Varying somewhat, the custom was for the person who had prepared or donated the box lunch to go on a date with the person who won the lunch with the highest bid, or at the event sit with that person and share the lunch.
The Most Annoying Song Ever Recorded
An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity. List of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
Peeing Into a Urinal With Both Hands in the Air
Even more impressive than peeing with hands on the hips.
McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich
Only because in the advertisement they point out that it's "garnished with PICKLES!"