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Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...

...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.

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Added by a Guest on December 14, 2017 | You Like This |

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DON'T DIE NOOO!!!

Pirate Puppy on December 19, 2017

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wow that was [not] funny.

sam on January 5, 2018

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Wow! You guys are messed up and play too much. I thought I was pretty funny. I bet you kids can't come up with anything better for a joke. Come on, cough it up if you do have any better.

riflewolf on February 27, 2018

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Lmao!!!

riflewolf on February 27, 2018

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@riflewolf dude, i literally just saw you comment on "What do a cat and Mount Everest have in commen? they both are a part of this joke!" saying that "this is stupid why did you write this its too obvious." when i thought it was pretty funny. so shut up

le'cought on March 15, 2018

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LOL u took things waaay too literaly noice

pataypp on March 26, 2018

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LOL u took things waaay too literaly noice

pataypp on March 26, 2018

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LOL u took things waaay too literaly noice

pataypp on December 26, 2018

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I just died

BROBRO on January 25, 2019

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It took you an entire day to die when you didn't have a heart!!!

Your Name on February 15, 2019

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Yeah, wouldn't you die immediately? Unless your heart was ripped out at 11:59 pm. Or, maybe you're an alien... CONSPIRACY ALERT.

??? on September 3, 2019

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Nevermind, don't listen to my first comment.

??? on May 19, 2020

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I thought it was funny

Oh c'mon on July 4, 2020

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It's humor guys, c'mon.

cloelius on April 26, 2021

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im sry but it wasn't funny

oof on January 22, 2022

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