ziema's Entries
Funny Advice
2. When Life Gives You Lemons, Peel Them, Somehow Use Your Skills to Shape the Peels into Tiny Knives, and Stab Them in Life's Back.
Maybe next time Life will give you some chocolate.
Funny Questions
3. How Many Shrimps Do You Have to Eat Before You Make Your Skin Turn Pink?
somewhere around 17.
Funny Nicknames
4. America's Village Idiot
Also known as Donald Trump. See also Politics, Presidents.
Funny T-Shirts
5. If I’m ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works. Shop
You got it, Dad.
Funny Questions
8. What is God's Last Name?
Is it Christ, cuz Jesus is his son and his name is Jesus Christ? I never really understood that....
Funny Questions
9. If Ghosts Can't Touch Solids, then How Can They Walk on Floors?
The one question I have been wondering my entire life.