DarylthePony's Entries
Funny Phrases
91. My Parents Were Married Happily for Eight Months
unfortunately for our household, the marrige went on for four and a half years
Funny Quotes
95. Carpe Diem
means 'seize the day' in latin
it's the motto of the US Marines Corps, but is also a pretty good Green Day song
It's basically YOLO but for retards
Funny TV Shows
96. Odd Squad
i saw this show once on TV and I got really scared about the sanity of the human race
Funny Things
98. Did You Know You Can Do CPR to the Tune of 'Another One Bites the Dust'?
not kidding, you actually can
Funny Things
99. Scribos
On the 10 commandants, it says 'do not covert thy neighbour's ox' but covert is obviously meant to say cover. so basically the ten commandants possess a scribo. it's like a typo, but with rock-carving See also Logic.
Funny Things to Do
100. Make Loud, Obnoxious Noises. These Include:
Reeeee-ing loudly
Shouting 'yeet' at completely inappropriate times
Passing gas
Spontaneously combusting
Shouting 'boom!' as you jump backwards onto your back, whilst flipping the bird to everyone in sight (thanks, peter quill)
Screaming for no reason
