DarylthePony's Entries

Funny Instruments

81. The Human

works in a similar way to drums, you hit it with a stick and it makes a loud noise See also Violence.

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Funny Insults

82. You Seem Like the Kind of Person Who Would Help a Car Cross the Road

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Funny Insults

83. He Looks Like an Idiot and Talks Like an Idiot...

but don't let that fool you. he really is an idiot

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Funny Insults

84. Hey, Don't be So Sad.

if they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they'll probably be able to make something out of you!

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Funny Insults

85. Your Face Makes the Ripest of Grapes Go Sour

oh, damn

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Funny Insults

86. You Went to a Job Interview to Showcase Your Skills and Expertise in All Areas of Life

the interview lasted about eight seconds

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Funny Insults

87. Some People Cause Happiness Wherever They Go

you cause happiness whenever you go

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Funny Insults

88. You're the Kind of Person Who Eats Popcorn with a Spoon

X X
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Funny Nicknames

89. Top Shelf

my old nickname. i'm short as heck.
:(

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Funny People

90. Placebo Man!

he has no actual powers, but people think he does, which kind of helps, i guess?

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