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Funny Things

31. Maths

It says that if you're one in a million, you're still the same as 7,500 people.
It also says that 7,500 people on earth could make a one-in-a-million shot.

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Funny Things

32. Don't You Hate It when You're Trying to Walk to School...

and you get a message from your dad saying he's dead

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33. Communism

See also Theoretical.

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34. Shower Thoughts

they're awesome
if you know what they are, and think there should be a shower thoughts section on this website, like it
and this is to whoever puts stuff in featured: if you agree, put this post in featured

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Funny Advice

35. If You Attempt to Rob a Bank, You Will Have No Trouble with Rent or Bills for the Next Ten Years, Whether You Are Successful or Not.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

36. Where Do Horses Go when They're Sick?

The horsepital.
Just kidding, they get shot See also Horses, Violence.

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Funny Phrases

37. Sometimes when I Close My Eyes, I Can't See

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Funny Questions

38. If Snails Are So Slow, Why Don't We Ever See Them Coming? It's Like... Boom, There's a Snail.

Maybe they're only slow when we're watching...

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Funny Things

39. What if Aliens Actually Did Visit the Earth

They just did it in the Jurassic Period and just met a bunch of large mean lizards and went 'f*** this planet' and never came back

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40. Did You Know You Can Record Silence and then if You Blast It on Full Volume Through Speakers It Makes a Whole Room Quiet

? See also Logic.

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