DarylthePony's Entries
Funny Observations
11. The Moon Landings Were Faked on the Moon
Yeah, I know, crazy, but true. NASA actually sent a bunch of paid actors to the moon to fake the landings. See also Conspiracies.
Funny Observations
12. The Government is Just a Lie Created by the Government
bruh See also Conspiracies.
Funny Words
13. Man
The most sexist word in the English language.
Calling someone a man is very sexist. Women exist too! Men are not the only important people in society! What, you think women can't contribute to society! I think the word man should be removed from the English language to create a more equal and balanced society.
Funny Advice
14. Don't Breathe
Science has proven that 100% of people that breathe die See also Science.
Funny Quotes
16. What's the Point in Living when Death is Inevitable?
credit to my depressed friend oral master
Funny Songs
17. Somebody Once Told Me
Please throw a big fridge at me
And then run me over with a bus
And then go grab a spoon
And gouge my eyes out with it
And eat my dead remains
(to the tune of all star, of course)
Funny Movies
19. I Killed My Lesbian Wife and Hung Her from a Meat Hook and Now I Have a Three Picture Deal with Disney
Actual movie directed by Ben Affleck.
Funny Things
20. A Man with No Arms and No Legs Has Committed Armed Robbery and is on the Run
He claims to have 'single-handedly' strangled the bank manager before shooting a worker in the face. He claims it cost him an arm and a leg to get there, and his parents had told him to break a leg.
WTF
