Frank's Entries

Funny Questions

21. Are You Gellin'?

Advertising slogan for Dr. Scholl's Massaging Gel insoles. See also Shoes.

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Funny Foods

22. Extra-Fancy Ketchup

For when you want to give your burger the white glove treatment.

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Funny People

23. Flexitarians

Vegetarians who uhhh.. eat meat. "I find that nobody ever gives me a hard time when I say I usually eat vegetarian. But I really like sausage." Shhh! See also Noncommittal, Vegetarian.

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Funny Animals

24. Baboon

This guy.

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Funny People

25. Joe Piscopo

See also New Jersey.

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Funny People

26. Hired Goons

See also Crime.

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Funny People

27. Donovan Freberg

Remember him? He was the kid that had the report due on space. Then he got the new Encyclopedia Britannica... See also 80's.

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Funny Things

28. Ice Cream Socials

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things

29. Vomit on the Ceiling

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Funny Movies

30. Connie Chung Kills Everyone

A movie I was writing around the age of 8 in which the television journalist goes on a murderous rampage.

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