Frank's Entries
Funny Things to Do
11. Wearing a Sash That Says "Mayor"
Especially when you're not actually the mayor. See also Government.
Funny Foods
13. Hydrox
Sounds like the name of a kitchen cleaner, but actually delicious cookies! See also Dessert, Snacks.
Funny Sayings
14. Praying to God and Marvin Gaye
Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered. See also Religion, Singers.
Funny Questions
15. Why is Sex So Sexy?
....and how can we make sex even sexier? See also Cosmopolitan Magazine, Sex.
Funny Songs
16. Your Body is a Wonderland Shop
Cheesy song by John Mayer that has made the rounds on every make-out playlist ever.
Funny Things
17. Box Socials
A box social in the United states is a form of fundraiser, wherein donated lunch boxes are auctioned off for a cause (often a civic, church, or school charity). Usually a woman creates a lunch, which is then auctioned off. Varying somewhat, the custom was for the person who had prepared or donated the box lunch to go on a date with the person who won the lunch with the highest bid, or at the event sit with that person and share the lunch. See also Awkward, Old-Timey.
Funny Songs
18. The Most Annoying Song Ever Recorded
An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity. List of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
Funny Things to Do
19. Peeing Into a Urinal With Both Hands in the Air
Even more impressive than peeing with hands on the hips.
Funny Foods
20. McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich
Only because in the advertisement they point out that it's "garnished with PICKLES!" See also Fast Food.
