Frank's Entries
Funny Phrases
52. Women's Bra
Thanks to the possibly 8-year-old commenter under Door-to-Door Salesman for this gem. See also Clothes, Redundant, Sophomoric.
Funny Names
53. Commodore
Self-appointed title of the head of the Church of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard.
Funny Quotes
55. "By the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all the money."
Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers. See also Movies.
Funny Names
56. Cornelius
Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.
Funny Nicknames
57. Fatty Fatty Bom Bom
Per Urban Dictionary, "An insulting and often humorous name given to the circumferentially challenged among us."
Funny Songs
59. Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"
Just a classic song from early 90's by C+C Music Factory.
Funny TV Shows
60. American Gladiators
With contestant names like Storm and Nitro, plus the chance to beat each other up with foam covered staffs, American Gladiators was the stuff with which childhood ambitions were formed. See also Television.