Frank's Entries
Funny TV Shows
41. Supermarket Sweep
Television game show in which midwestern housewives try to fit as many Butterball turkeys as possible into a shopping cart and push it around at a high rate of speed. See also 90's.
Funny Sayings
42. Hey, Leggo My Eggo!
Frequently overheard during the great waffle crime wave of the late 80's. See also Breakfast, Commercials, Television.
Funny Sayings
44. This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!
Favorite saying of suburban mothers when their bratty little kids are making a mess of things.
Funny Advice
45. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life
Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.
Funny Things to Do
49. Spontaneous Combustion
To suddenly catch on fire for no reason. Really embarrassing on dates!
Funny Diseases
50. Ass-Burger Syndrome
The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.