Guest Entries

Funny Things to Do

101. Making Yourself a Beard with Putty

Or big lips, or a witch nose, or eyebrows. See also Body.

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Funny Nicknames

102. The Notorious Toilet Clogger

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Funny Things to Do

103. Shrinking to the Size of a Pea and Swimming in a Toilet

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Insults

104. You Look Like Little Birds Help You Get Dressed in the Morning

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Funny Phrases

105. We’re Doin’ It, We’e Pickin’ Our Nose and Chewin’ It

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Funny Euphemisms

106. Lung Food

Also known as air.

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Funny Names

107. Dick Bong

American flying ace from WWII. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Sayings

108. “My Bad” and “Sorry” Mean the Same Thing Unless You’re at a Funeral

See also Death.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

109. My Grief Counsellor Died Yesterday, and He’s So Good, I Don’t Even Care

See also Death, Therapy.

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Funny Questions

110. Why Did the Old Man Fall Down the Well?

Because he didn’t see that well.

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