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Funny Euphemisms

101. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Advice

102. Never Trade Your Cow for Beans

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Funny Nicknames

103. Phoneager

A teenager who is always on there phone. I.e. all of them. See also Phones, Teenagers.

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Funny Words

104. Waikikamukau

Pronounced, “why-kick-a-moo-cow,” it’s a generic name for a small rural town used by New Zealanders. See also New Zealand.

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Funny Insults

105. You Look Like You Wash Paper Plates

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Funny Insults

106. You Look Like You Wake Up and Say “Good Morning” to Random Objects in Your House

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Funny Words

107. Shoop

A single sheep. See also Made Up.

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Funny Euphemisms

108. Dirty Banana

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

109. Your Mother Buys Mega Blocks Instead of Legos

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Funny Animals

110. The Fourth Little Piggy

His house was made out of wolf skulls. It wasn’t very sturdy, but it sent a message.

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