Guest Entries
Funny Diseases
101. Worcestershiresauceixa
Like dyslexia, but instead you can’t say Worcestershire sauce.
Funny Nicknames
103. Lord Traffic Cone Assaulter
Someone tried to throw a traffic cone at me, and that’s their name now.
Funny Euphemisms
106. Being Sent to the Centaur Office
Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.
Funny Instruments
107. Schediphone
A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.