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Funny Quotes

101. “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

―Yogi Berra

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Funny Observations

102. There’s No Reason for Us to Go Barefoot While Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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Funny Observations

103. There is a Person in the World Who Has Eaten More Mayonnaise than Any Other Person, and They Don’t Know It

It could be you…

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Funny Euphemisms

104. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Advice

105. Never Trade Your Cow for Beans

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Funny Nicknames

106. Phoneager

A teenager who is always on there phone. I.e. all of them. See also Phones, Teenagers.

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Funny Words

107. Waikikamukau

Pronounced, “why-kick-a-moo-cow,” it’s a generic name for a small rural town used by New Zealanders. See also New Zealand.

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Funny Insults

108. You Look Like You Wash Paper Plates

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Funny Insults

109. You Look Like You Wake Up and Say “Good Morning” to Random Objects in Your House

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Funny Words

110. Shoop

A single sheep. See also Made Up.

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