Guest Entries

Funny Observations

61. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

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Funny Things to Do

62. Spitting Out All the Watermelon Seeds at Once Like a Machine Gun

A summer classic.

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Funny Dances

63. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

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Funny Insults

64. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

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Funny Observations

65. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

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Funny Things

66. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Foods

67. Pickapeppa Sauce

The Jamaican condiment that makes everything Better. To open a bottle is to enjoy an immediate aroma of cane vinegar and cloves. See also Condiments.

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Funny Insults

68. You are a Mean Bean

Not nice rice.

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Funny Observations

69. Lasagna is Just Spaghetti-Flavored Cake

See also Pasta.

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Funny Insults

70. If I Left You Alone with Water You’d Somehow Set It on Fire

See also Fire, Water.

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