Guest Entries
Funny Nicknames
62. Lord Traffic Cone Assaulter
Someone tried to throw a traffic cone at me, and that’s their name now.
Funny Euphemisms
65. Being Sent to the Centaur Office
Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.
Funny Instruments
66. Schediphone
A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.