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Funny Insults

21. If You Were an Object You’d be a Fart

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Names

22. Charlie Brown Jr.

The son of my favorite cartoon character became a great basketball player!

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Funny Instruments

23. Car Horn

I once heard a guy playing Beethoven on a Mazda. See also Cars.

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Funny Advice

24. If They Talk Behind Your Back… Fart

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Funny Anti-Jokes

25. Did You Know Elephants are from Space?

Me neither.

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Funny Insults

26. You Have the Personality of a USB Cable

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Funny Animals

27. Sharks That Can Climb Stairs

See also Sharks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

28. I bet you $8326434537461701…

… that you just skipped over the numbers and didn’t even realize I put a letter in there.

And then that you went back to check and realized there was no letter at all.

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Funny Insults

29. You Look Like You Say You're “Just Resting My Eyes” When Someone Tries to Show You Something and You’re Sleeping

We all know you fell asleep. Just admit it. Also you snore. See also Sleep.

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Funny Sayings

30. During the Day I Don’t Believe in Ghosts, but at Night I Become a Little More Open Minded

See also Ghosts.

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