Guest Entries
Funny Things to Do
84. Spitting Out All the Watermelon Seeds at Once Like a Machine Gun
A summer classic.
Funny Observations
87. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators
Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.
Funny Things
88. The Horngus of a Dongfish
Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Foods
89. Pickapeppa Sauce
The Jamaican condiment that makes everything Better. To open a bottle is to enjoy an immediate aroma of cane vinegar and cloves. See also Condiments.