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Funny Anti-Jokes

81. What Do You Call a Burrito with No Filling?

A tortilla.

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Funny Insults

82. Between You and Me, One of Us is Smarter than You

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Funny Observations

83. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

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Funny Things to Do

84. Spitting Out All the Watermelon Seeds at Once Like a Machine Gun

A summer classic.

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Funny Dances

85. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

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Funny Insults

86. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

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Funny Observations

87. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

Added by a Guest on October 11, 2024| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

89. Pickapeppa Sauce

The Jamaican condiment that makes everything Better. To open a bottle is to enjoy an immediate aroma of cane vinegar and cloves. See also Condiments.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2024| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

90. You are a Mean Bean

Not nice rice.

Added by a Guest on October 7, 2024| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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