Guest Entries
Funny Books
12. Abbie Bing Bong’s Big, Beautiful Book of Animal Bottoms Shop
Abbie's got an obsession.
Funny Advice
14. Don’t Eat in the Library
Ants will come, eat the crumbs, grow strong, read books, grow smart, and then take over the World. See also Insects.
Funny Observations
16. One Tree Can Create a Million Matchsticks, but One Matchstick Can Also Burn a Million Trees
See also Fire.
Funny Things to Do
19. Sorting Your Laundry in Different Drawers than Normal and Not Telling Anyone
It’s your new little secret to keep from everyone.
Funny Phrases
20. Straw? No, Too Stupid a Fad. I Put Soot on Warts.
One of the weirdest palindromes I’ve ever heard. See also Palindromes.
