Guest Entries
Funny Diseases
12. Worcestershiresauceixa
Like dyslexia, but instead you can’t say Worcestershire sauce.
Funny Nicknames
14. Lord Traffic Cone Assaulter
Someone tried to throw a traffic cone at me, and that’s their name now.
Funny Euphemisms
17. Being Sent to the Centaur Office
Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.
Funny Instruments
18. Schediphone
A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.