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Funny Insults

11. You Have the Confidence of a Much Taller Man

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Funny Books

12. Abbie Bing Bong’s Big, Beautiful Book of Animal Bottoms Shop

Abbie's got an obsession.

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Funny Names

13. Cheese Burger the Horse

An Australian thoroughbred. See also Horses.

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Funny Advice

14. Don’t Eat in the Library

Ants will come, eat the crumbs, grow strong, read books, grow smart, and then take over the World. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

15. You Look Like People Measure Your Circumference

See also Obesity.

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Funny Quotes

17. “You’re a Wizard, Katniss.”

―Yoda

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Funny Anti-Jokes

18. What Day was Spongebob Born on?

His birthday.

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Funny Things to Do

19. Sorting Your Laundry in Different Drawers than Normal and Not Telling Anyone

It’s your new little secret to keep from everyone.

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Funny Phrases

20. Straw? No, Too Stupid a Fad. I Put Soot on Warts.

One of the weirdest palindromes I’ve ever heard. See also Palindromes.

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