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Funny Insults

31. If I Left You Alone with Water You’d Somehow Set It on Fire

See also Fire, Water.

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Funny Words

32. Flatulence

When they tried to make “fart” less funny.

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Funny Insults

33. You Look Like You Cut Your Sandwiches into Rectangles

Sorry, but triangles are superior. See also Sandwiches.

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Funny Things to Do

34. Waiting at the Side of the Shower While the Water Warms Up

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Advice

35. If You’re Going to Pick Your Nose, Do It with Your Pinky Out

It’s fancier.

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Funny Euphemisms

36. The Wheel Horse

Also known as a car. See also Cars, Horses.

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Funny Words

37. Bumptious

Self-assertive or proud to an irritating degree. See also Arrogance.

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Funny Insults

38. You Have Beforehead, Forehead and Afterhead

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Funny Insults

39. You Look Like You Buy Fiji Water

Fiji water is overpriced. See also Water.

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Funny Insults

40. You Drink Your Cereal with Water Because Your Dad Never Came Back with the Milk

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