Guest Entries

Funny Anti-Jokes

151. What Do You Call a Burrito with No Filling?

A tortilla.

Added by a Guest on October 18, 2024| 2 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

152. Between You and Me, One of Us is Smarter than You

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2024| 4 Comments | 52 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

153. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2024| 5 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

154. Spitting Out All the Watermelon Seeds at Once Like a Machine Gun

A summer classic.

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2024| 1 Comment | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

155. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2024| 1 Comment | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

156. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2024| 1 Comment | 63 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

157. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

Added by a Guest on October 11, 2024| 9 Comments | 52 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

158. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2024| 1 Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

159. Pickapeppa Sauce

The Jamaican condiment that makes everything Better. To open a bottle is to enjoy an immediate aroma of cane vinegar and cloves. See also Condiments.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2024| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

160. You are a Mean Bean

Not nice rice.

Added by a Guest on October 7, 2024| 11 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike