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Funny Euphemisms

151. Lung Food

Also known as air.

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Funny Names

152. Dick Bong

American flying ace from WWII. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Questions

155. Why Did the Old Man Fall Down the Well?

Because he didn’t see that well.

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Funny Things to Do

156. Catching Ghosts Outside

Even spirits need to touch grass. See also Ghosts.

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Funny Euphemisms

157. The Floor is Lava, But Sad

Also known as Monday morning.

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Funny Words

158. Hobnob

To mingle in a fancy way.

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Funny Drinks

159. Beefy Beer

Mug Root Beer in a salami cup. See also Meat, Soda.

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