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Funny Instruments

151. Slidey Zither

Stretch rubber bands on a long box, then add a cylindrical thin object. Roll the cylindrical object and pluck the rubber band to play a tune. Also known as a Tremoloa. See also Hawaii.

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Funny Advice

152. Never Follow in Anyone’s Footsteps

Unless you’re lost in the woods and you see a trail. Then definitely follow those.

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Funny Toys

153. Baby Laugh A-Lot

A doll with a notoriously loud, intense, and unsettling laugh. See also 70's, Dolls.

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Funny Euphemisms

154. The Middle Stage Between a Rabbit and a Kangaroo

Also known as a hare.

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Funny Advice

155. Go to Other People’s Funerals, Otherwise They Won’t Go to Yours

See also Death.

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Funny Euphemisms

156. Spoon With Hair

Also known as a Fork. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Advice

157. Never Put Uranium in Your Cranium

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Funny Observations

158. A Baker Covers His Mistakes in Frosting; a Surgeon Covers His Mistakes in Soil

See also Doctors.

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Funny Things to Do

159. Riding a Lawnmower Across Great Britain

You’re not the first.

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Funny Euphemisms

160. Business Goose

Also known as a penguin. See also Birds.

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