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Funny Insults

201. You Look Like You Eat Hair

And swallow.

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Funny Phrases

202. Snoot Boop

Also known as a tap on the nose. See also Dogs.

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Funny Advice

203. One Fart at a Time

Don’t let it all out at once, but neither keep it all in. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

204. Stare at people. Full-on eye contact. No remorse.

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Funny Insults

205. Your Mom’s So Slow, She Took Nine Months to Make a Joke

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Funny Questions

206. Why Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Funny Observations

207. Potatoes are Rocks, but Edible

See also Potatoes, Rocks.

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Funny Jobs

208. Liberty Nose Cleaner

Enters the Statue of Liberty to clean the nostrils.

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Funny Quotes

209. “You Shall Not Pass!”

―Dumbledore from Star Trek See also Star Wars.

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Funny Names

210. K8lyn

Cooler form of Kaitlyn.

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