Guest Entries

Funny Insults

181. If I Were a Dog and You Were a Flower, I’d Lift Up My Leg and Give You a Shower

See also Dogs, Flowers, Poetry.

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Funny Insults

182. I Can Only Explain it to You; I Can’t Understand it for You

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Funny Clothes

183. Unbuckled Belt

Just flapping around like a pair of skinny leather wings as you walk.

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Funny Insults

184. You Look Like You Snack on Pocket Lint

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Funny Things

185. Orphaned Tupperware

Containers without lids.

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Funny Insults

186. You Look Like You Call Sparkling Water “Too Spicy"

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Funny Things

187. Wombat Poop

Famously cube-shaped. See also Australian, Scatalogical.

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Funny Quotes

188. “My name is Bobby, I like to party, and if you don't believe me, watch me shake my body!”

―Bobby Hill

Added by a Guest on December 16, 2025| 6 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

189. You Smell Like Terms and Conditions

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Funny Observations

190. If Skunks Ever Learn How to Use Lighters, We’re All Doomed

See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on December 11, 2025| 6 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike