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Funny Things to Do

181. Going to McDonald’s and Ordering the Lobster

See also Fast Food.

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Funny Clothes

182. Socklettos

IYKYK.

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Funny Sayings

183. If I’m Not Back in Five Minutes, Wait Longer

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Funny Euphemisms

184. Tree Hair

Also known as leaves. See also Hair, Trees.

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Funny Diseases

185. Cheese Deficiency

Life is nothing without cheese. See also Cheese.

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Funny Phobias

186. Onuxophobia

The fear of fingernails.

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Funny Names

187. Eustace Clarence Scrubb

“There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.” From The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

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Funny Names

188. Qwertyuiop Asdfghjkl Yxcvbnm

The inventor of the keyboard.

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Funny Quotes

189. “Yeah, No.”

―My Wi-Fi when I'm trying to play Fortnite See also Internet.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

190. What Do You Call a Burrito with No Filling?

A tortilla.

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