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Funny Phrases

163. Liar, Liar, Pants Expired

It would suck to have expired pants.

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Funny Instruments

164. Serpent

An instrument from the renaissance period.

“What the devil is that!?”
― Mendelssohn, upon hearing a serpent.

(He would go on to use the instrument in many compositions.) See also Snakes.

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Funny Observations

165. Yogurt: It’s like swallowing a dead rat. Whole.

See also Dairy.

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Funny Books

166. The Adventures of Side Characters

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Funny Animals

167. Jackass Penguins

What did they ever do? We will never know.

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Funny Things to Do

168. Bringing Your Own Stuffed Animal to a Carnival

And carrying it around so people think you’ve won something.

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Funny Observations

170. Was was was before was was is.

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