Guest Entries
Funny Foods
2291. Finnish Fish bread
A whole fish baked into a loaf of bread. Also called Kalakukko. See also Finnish.
Funny Nicknames
2292. Banana Bender
Colloquial Australian slang for someone from Queensland. See also Australian.
Funny Questions
2294. What Do You Call a Guitar-Playing Donkey with Three Legs and One Eye?
A honky-tonky, winky-wonky donkey.
Funny Quotes
2295. "I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."
Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003. See also Politics.
Funny Things to Do
2297. Singing "Another One Bites the Dust" While Doing CPR
It's actually the right tempo, but for obvious reasons, the CDC recommends "Staying Alive" instead. See also Health.
Funny Words
2300. Piffle
British word for "nonsense". Means to talk or act in a trivial, inept, or ineffective way. See also British.