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2281. Toast Sandwich

Yes, it's a real thing. See also British.

Added by a Guest on July 6, 2017| 11 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2282. Hitting Your Thumb with a Hammer

If cartoons are any indication, your thumb should swell to the size of a potato, turn red, and make a rubber sound. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on July 2, 2017| 4 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2283. Everything in This Universe is Either a Gopher or Not a Gopher

2284. The Existential Crisis

Lay face-down on the ground. Flail your arms by your sides.

Added by a Guest on June 28, 2017| 8 Comments | 61 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2285. Trench Coats

Frequently used by one kid sitting on another's shoulders to look like an adult. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on June 26, 2017| 6 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2286. East, West Virginia

Added by a Guest on June 25, 2017| 2 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2287. Opening a Piggy Bank with a Hammer

2288. "Be Nice to Nerds. Chances Are, You'll End Up Working for One."

- Bill Gates See also Nerds.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2017| 8 Comments | 92 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2289. Barbie Potty Training Pup Shop

Play at being a responsible dog owner. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on June 19, 2017| 1 Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2290. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?

A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on June 17, 2017| 5 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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