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Funny Things to Do
2312. Sterilizing a Lethal Injection
I mean really, why? They're going to die anyway—why sterilize it?
Funny Anti-Jokes
2314. Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken Pencil Who?
Never mind, it's pointless. See also Puns.
Funny Sayings
2315. Accordion to Recent Studies, 99% of the Population Won't Notice a Musical Instrument Hidden in a Sentence
Funny Sayings
2316. Das Ist Dein Bier Nicht
German way of saying "That's none of your business" that translates to "That's not your beer". See also Alcohol, German.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2318. How Did the Farmer Fix His Jeans?
He didn't. He just bought new ones. See also Farming.
Funny Products
2320. Hands-Free iPhone Holders
No explanation needed. Truly the culmination of American engineering. See also Unnecessary.