Guest Entries

2361. Trench Coats

Frequently used by one kid sitting on another's shoulders to look like an adult. See also Old-Timey.

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2362. East, West Virginia

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2363. Opening a Piggy Bank with a Hammer

2364. "Be Nice to Nerds. Chances Are, You'll End Up Working for One."

- Bill Gates See also Nerds.

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2365. Barbie Potty Training Pup Shop

Play at being a responsible dog owner. See also Scatological.

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2366. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?

A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.

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Funny Advice

2367. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

Funny Words

2368. Eleventy

A number higher than ninety. See also Made Up, Numbers.

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Funny Euphemisms

2369. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Insults

2370. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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