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Funny Quotes

2411. "Be Nice to Nerds. Chances Are, You'll End Up Working for One."

- Bill Gates See also Nerds.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2017| 8 Comments | 92 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Toys

2412. Barbie Potty Training Pup Shop

Play at being a responsible dog owner. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on June 19, 2017| 1 Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2413. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?

A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on June 17, 2017| 5 Comments | 66 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

2414. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2017| 12 Comments | 208 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

2415. Eleventy

A number higher than ninety. See also Made Up, Numbers.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2017| 7 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2416. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on June 13, 2017| 1 Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2417. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on June 13, 2017| 2 Comments | 52 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

2418. The Great Tit

A species of bird with the worst name. See also Birds, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2017| 16 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2419. Tying Bedsheets Together and Climbing out the Window

Sadly, children escaping their parents, inmates escaping prison, and people escaping fires have all fallen to their deaths doing this. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2017| 4 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2420. You're as Sharp as a Marble

Added by a Guest on June 10, 2017| 11 Comments | 235 people like this You Like This | Unlike