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Funny Anti-Jokes

2441. What Did the T-Rex Say to the Caveman?

Nothing. It just roared at him and ate him. And then it got back into its time machine and went back to the Cretaceous Period, at least a million years before cavemen existed. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Insults

2442. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Euphemisms

2443. Go Jelly Beans!

My grandmother's way of saying "Go crazy!"

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Funny Phobias

2444. Xylophobia

Fear of wooden objects.

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Funny T-Shirts

2445. Breaking Hearts and Blowing Farts

My younger sister has a shirt that says this. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

2446. Talking Through a Harmonica

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2447. How Do You Tell Time in Chicago?

You look at a clock.

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Funny Dances

2448. Beep Beep Like a Sheep

1. Throw your hands up and point them to the ground.
2. Get down on all fours.
3. Bounce around.
4. Go crazy now! See also Farming.

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Funny Insults

2449. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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Funny Animals

2450. Gyrfalcon

A real bird with a fantasy name. See also Birds.

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