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Funny Insults

2441. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2442. Using a Spoon as a Mirror

Usually to check if you have lipstick on your teeth. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

2443. Wrestling a Bean Bag

Added by a Guest on April 21, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2444. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?

Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2445. Running into Your Teacher at a Supermarket

Funnier if you see their spouse with them, and even funnier if you didn't like them. See also Awkward, Schools.

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Funny Drinks

2446. Red Coffee

Red Bull and coffee.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

2447. Tom Ketchup

The inventor of ketchup. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

2448. Using the Dog as a Footrest

See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

2449. Port Circumcision, Antarctica

See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

2450. Barfi

An Indian sweet-milk confection. See also Indian.

Added by a Guest on April 16, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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