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Funny Anti-Jokes

2431. Why Did the Fisherman Become Friends with the Farmer?

They were both respectable people and shared similar interests.

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Funny Quotes

2432. "No, I have a forcefield!"

So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.

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Funny Things to Do

2433. Touching a Hotplate to See if It's Still Hot

It's usually still hot.

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Funny Things

2434. Guanggun Jie

Chinese Singles Day, on 11/11. A day when single people celebrate and buy presents for themselves. See also Chinese.

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Funny Things to Do

2435. Eating Kit Kats Without Breaking Them Apart

Why bother if you have no one to share them with? See also Candy.

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Funny Words

2436. Y'all'd've

A triple contraction for "you all would have". Primarily used in the American South. See also Southern.

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Funny Euphemisms

2437. Paris Teepee

In case you forget the words for Eiffel Tower. See also French.

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Funny Dances

2438. The Bush

Curl up in a ball and poke people with your thorns.

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Funny Places

2439. Las Vegas, New Mexico

Don't be fooled, there is no gambling here. Or anything, for that matter.

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Funny Things to Do

2440. Building a Snowman out of Fallen Leaves

A common pastime of areas that don't get a lot of snow.

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