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Funny Euphemisms

2431. Nose Flavours

Aka smells.

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Funny Jobs

2432. Elephant Pooper Scooper

Seen often in circuses and big parades. See also Parades, Scatological.

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Funny Places

2433. U, Micronesia

Is its sister city A, Norway?

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Funny Euphemisms

2434. Majestic Sea Flap Flap

Euphemism for a manta ray.

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Funny Questions

2435. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.

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Funny People

2436. People Who Were in Advertisements When They Were Babies

They think it makes them interesting, when in fact they're just ordinary people just like everyone else. See also Advertising, Babies.

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Funny Sayings

2437. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday

Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.

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Funny Advice

2438. Don't Lick the Bowl

Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Nicknames

2439. Al Frankenstien

Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2440. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?

The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.

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