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Funny Anti-Jokes

2471. Why Can't Donald Trump Draw a Perfect Circle?

Because it is impossible for a human to draw a perfect circle. See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2473. Why Was the Lone Ranger Buried on the Side of the Hill?

Because he was dead.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2474. What Do You Call a Giraffe with a Short Neck?

A giraffe. What else would you call it?

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Funny Places

2475. Happy Valley Goose-Bay, Canada

See also Birds.

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Funny Questions

2476. What Do You Do when Chemists Die?

Barium. See also Puns, Science.

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Funny Things to Do

2477. Hugging a Cat

See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2478. What Did the Tyrannosaurus Rex Say to the Stegosaurus?

Nothing, they lived in different time periods. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Tattoos

2479. 'R' on Right Wrist and 'L' on Left Wrist

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Funny Jobs

2480. Gift Skaters

The person who collects flowers, stuffed animals, and other gifts thrown onto skating rinks after a performance.

Added by a Guest on March 30, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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