Guest Entries

Funny Dances

2391. The Constipated Turtle

Crouch down and act like you're constipated and keep your upper lip bigger than your lower lip. See also Turtles.

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Funny Euphemisms

2392. Nose Flavours

Aka smells.

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Funny Jobs

2393. Elephant Pooper Scooper

Seen often in circuses and big parades. See also Parades, Scatological.

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Funny Places

2394. U, Micronesia

Is its sister city A, Norway?

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Funny Euphemisms

2395. Majestic Sea Flap Flap

Euphemism for a manta ray.

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Funny Questions

2396. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.

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Funny People

2397. People Who Were in Advertisements When They Were Babies

They think it makes them interesting, when in fact they're just ordinary people just like everyone else. See also Advertising, Babies.

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Funny Sayings

2398. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday

Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.

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Funny Advice

2399. Don't Lick the Bowl

Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Nicknames

2400. Al Frankenstien

Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.

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