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Funny Euphemisms

2391. Boopsie

A cute way to say fart. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Dances

2392. The Car

Lie down, sense your inner wheels and will yourself to move forward. See also Cars.

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Funny Foods

2393. Crisco

It's made out of vegetables, so it must be healthy.

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Funny Things to Do

2394. Driving Between the Wheels of a Semi-trailer Truck

A good way to escape a car chase in a movie. Or, you know, die. See also Cars.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2395. What Do Monkeys Eat for Breakfast?

Not cake.

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Funny Questions

2396. How Do You Clean a Dirt Floor?

By giving up.

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Funny Sayings

2397. I Could be a Poet and Not Even Realize It

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

2398. Using Pretzel Rods to Make Yourself Look Like a Walrus

See also Snacks.

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Funny Things to Do

2399. Rescheduling a Doctor's Appointment Because You're Sick

See also Doctors, Inception.

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Funny Things to Do

2400. Sterilizing a Lethal Injection

I mean really, why? They're going to die anyway—why sterilize it?

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