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2391. What’s the Difference Between an Elephant and a Matter Baby?

What’s a Matter Baby?

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2392. Finger Pants

Also known as gloves.

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2393. Why Did the Dog Go for a Walk?

He needed to pee. See also Dogs.

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2394. Clothes for Your Butt

Also known as underwear.

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2395. Stealy Wheely Automobiley

AKA Grand Theft Auto. See also Video Games.

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2396. Picking Up Nerf Bullets

Takes the fun out of Nerf wars.

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2397. I18n

Internationalization, or making computer programs work in all languages and regions of the world, is such a long word that computer programmers just call it I18n, because there's 18 letters between the I and the N. See also Computers.

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Funny Dances

2398. The Constipated Turtle

Crouch down and act like you're constipated and keep your upper lip bigger than your lower lip. See also Turtles.

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Funny Euphemisms

2399. Nose Flavours

Aka smells.

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Funny Jobs

2400. Elephant Pooper Scooper

Seen often in circuses and big parades. See also Parades, Scatological.

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