Guest Entries

Funny Advice

2381. In Case of Fire, Use Stairs

That's right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!

Added by a Guest on June 6, 2018| 12 Comments | 195 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

2382. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

Funny Things to Do

2383. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"

Everyone hates a literalist.

Added by a Guest on June 6, 2018| 4 Comments | 109 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2384. On the First Day of Summer Vacation, Change the Clock, Close the Curtains and Put on a Backpack. Then Wake Up a Sibling and Tell Them They Went into a Coma and Slept Through Summer.

See how long they wait for the bus. See also Pranks.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2018| 7 Comments | 129 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2385. Stabby Writer Thing

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on June 4, 2018| Comment | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2386. What Do You Call a Man with a Knife in His Back?

An ambulance.

Added by a Guest on June 3, 2018| 12 Comments | 79 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2387. 50 States That Are United and Part of America

Also known As the United States of America.

Added by a Guest on June 1, 2018| Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

2388. A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven

The Chinese translation of “Free Willy.” See also Chinese.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2018| 2 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

2389. The Better, The Worse, and The Uglier

Sequel to "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"

Added by a Guest on May 29, 2018| 2 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2390. Knock Knock, Who's There? John. John Who?

It's just John.

Added by a Guest on May 28, 2018| 3 Comments | 78 people like this You Like This | Unlike

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.