Guest Entries

2381. Sad Donut

Also known as a bagel. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 1 Comment | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 3 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2383. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?

Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 3 Comments | 66 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2384. White Broccoli

Cauliflower.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2018| 4 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

2385. The Baptist Drive-Thru

If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2018| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

2386. Fish Skeletons

Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2018| 1 Comment | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2387. What Do You Get when You Throw a Green Rock into the Red Sea?

A wet rock.

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2018| 2 Comments | 102 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2388. Arm Foot

Also known as a hand.

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Funny Jobs

2389. Class Secretary

When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 10, 2018| 2 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2390. Is Ketchup a Smoothie?

If it is, does that make cereal a soup?

Added by a Guest on April 10, 2018| 2 Comments | 46 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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