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Funny Anti-Jokes

2381. You Know What Makes Me Smile?

Face muscles.

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Funny Advice

2382. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours

See also Breakfast, Marriage.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

2383. Micturition

Fancy word for urination which is itself a fancy word for peeing. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Advice

2384. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2018| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2385. Smashing Through a Window with a Pool Cue

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things

2386. Fire Squirters

Also known as volcanoes.

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Funny Euphemisms

2387. Breakfast Ravioli

Also known as a Pop-Tart. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2388. Beaver Nuggets Shop

Basically Pirate’s Booty covered in caramel. Easy to unwittingly eat an entire bag on a long road trip.

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Funny Names

2389. Climber McBitey

This is my dad's uncle's cat's name. They apparently named him for what he does best. See also Cats.

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Funny Quotes

2390. "I'm on a Rock."

Said every kid playing lava floor ever.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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