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Funny Euphemisms

2381. Land Boats

Also known as a car. See also Cars.

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Funny Euphemisms

2382. Sideways Floor

Also known as a wall.

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Funny Euphemisms

2383. Sad Donut

Also known as a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Jobs

2384. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

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Funny Questions

2385. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?

Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.

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Funny Euphemisms

2386. White Broccoli

Cauliflower.

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Funny Things

2387. The Baptist Drive-Thru

If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.

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Funny Things

2388. Fish Skeletons

Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2389. What Do You Get when You Throw a Green Rock into the Red Sea?

A wet rock.

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Funny Euphemisms

2390. Arm Foot

Also known as a hand.

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