Guest Entries

Funny Phrases

2381. Don't Stomp Snek

The more modern version of "Don't Tread on Me". And it even has 13 letters. See also Snakes.

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Funny Sayings

2382. In Florida, the More Northern You Go, the More Southern It Gets.

See also Florida.

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Funny Names

2383. Larry Secede Kilgore

A Republican candidate in Texas's governor's race. Any guess what his policy platform is? See also Politics, Texas.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2384. What Do You Call a Man with a Phone?

Normal.

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Funny Sayings

2385. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll buy an ugly hat and pick up a southern accent.

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Funny Things to Do

2386. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack

Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

2387. Making Butt Jokes in Seventh Grade

Doing this makes me smile from cheek to cheek.

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Funny Names

2388. A Frayed Knot

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on February 23, 2018| 6 Comments | 54 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2389. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair

Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2390. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2018| 8 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike