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Funny Things

2381. Doghouses

I've never seen one in real life or known anyone who owns one. I think the cartoonists made this one up. See also Cartoons, Dogs, Old-Timey.

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Funny Diseases

2382. Clinomania

The excessive desire to stay in bed. See also Sleep.

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Funny Places

2383. Eyjafjallajökull

The Icelandic volcano that shut down much of Europe in 2010. Say ay-yaf-yat-LA-yer-kittle.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2384. Not Letting Your Children Win

If you want to become basketball champion, you have to get through me first!

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Funny Nicknames

2385. The Dalai Drama

Your friend who can't help but start unnecessary drama. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on December 20, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

2386. Hamburger University

McDonald's training ground outside of Chicago. I'm probably not going to apply there. See also College, Fast Food.

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Funny Things to Do

2387. Celebrating Your Cat's Birthday

See also Cats, Unnecessary.

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Funny Words

2388. Californicate

To invade from California, e.g. Portland, Seattle, and Austin are currently being Californicated. See also California, Sophomoric.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2389. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2390. Eating the Ghosts in Pac-Man Right as They're Flashing

You're a ballsy one, aren't you? See also Video Games.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

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