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Funny Things

2381. The MC, M-, M+, and MR Buttons at the Top of a Calculator

I have never used these in my 18 years of life, not have I even learned what they do. See also Math, Unnecessary, Useless.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2018| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2382. Man Glitter

Also known as sawdust.

Added by a Guest on January 21, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2383. Arachnurinalphobia

The fear of spiders in your toilet. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on January 20, 2018| 18 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2384. Feet Pajamas

Also know as slippers.

Added by a Guest on January 19, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

2385. El Pueblo De Nuestra Señora La Reina De Los Ángeles Del Río De Porciúncula

Or, L.A. for short. See also California.

Added by a Guest on January 17, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

2386. Milkshake Duck

I'm surprised no one has typed this yet, despite it being the Maquarie Dictionary word of the year.

By the way, it means a story that seems innocent at first, but escalates into something bad after further investigation. Take the coiner of the word's short story, for example:

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist. See also Internet.

Added by a Guest on January 16, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

2387. Capgras Delusion

Disorder in which a person thinks a person close to them has been replaced by an impostor.

Added by a Guest on January 15, 2018| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2388. Clarinets Are ClariNEAT

See also Music.

Added by a Guest on January 15, 2018| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2389. Burning a Copy of Fahrenheit 451

Oh, the irony. See also Literature.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2390. Why Did the Cat Cross the Road?

Because of it wanted to eat the chicken.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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