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Funny Things to Do

2381. Make Antigravity

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

Added by a Guest on February 12, 2018| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

2382. Hot Mess Express

My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."

Added by a Guest on February 11, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2383. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

2384. Timor Leste

The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English. See also Redundant.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2385. Eating Cereal for Dinner

College dining at its finest. See also College.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2386. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2387. If Jesus Can Walk on Water Can He Swim on Land?

See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2018| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

2388. Interstate Highways in Hawai'i

Exactly which other states do they go to? See also Hawaii.

Added by a Guest on February 6, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

2389. A Serious Case of Nothing to Wear

I can't go to school because I have nothing to wear.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2018| 22 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

2390. Places

What you say when you're parents ask you where you've been. See also Teenagers.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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