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Funny Insults

2381. You Ding Dong

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2018| 9 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

2382. Kangaroo Burgers

Way back when I was a kid, people considered making these for health reasons, as well as to reduce carbon footprint. Sadly, this idea never took off.

Added by a Guest on January 11, 2018| 4 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

2383. Kansas City

Plot twist! It's in Missouri. See also Geography.

Added by a Guest on January 11, 2018| 2 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2384. You're Like a Russian Doll—Full of Yourself

See also Russian.

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2018| 4 Comments | 170 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

2385. Dear sneeze, if you're going to happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2018| 6 Comments | 88 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2386. Capturing a Rabbit by Hiding Behind a Bush and Making a Sound Like a Carrot

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2018| 10 Comments | 124 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2387. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?

Holds up hand without anything in it.
"This cabbage."

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2018| 2 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2388. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The world's funniest joke. See also German, Monty Python.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2018| 16 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2389. What is Red and Farts?

Any person wearing red. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on January 4, 2018| 7 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

2390. Neap Tide

The point where the ocean's tides are at their lowest.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2018| 2 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike