Guest Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
2402. What Did the Tyrannosaurus Rex Say to the Stegosaurus?
Nothing, they lived in different time periods. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Jobs
2404. Gift Skaters
The person who collects flowers, stuffed animals, and other gifts thrown onto skating rinks after a performance.
Funny Conveyances
2407. Partial Zero Emission Vehicles
You know, they kind of don't emit green house gases. Sort of. See also California, Cars.
Funny Insults
2408. If There Was an Award for Laziness, You'd Need Someone to Pick It Up for You
See also Lazy.
Funny Quotes
2409. "Luke, I am your father."
Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.